Thank you. I believe they are so soulful because of all the hardship I have faced as a well-to-do, well-connected white male.
That is true. To name yourself after a hunk of animal flesh is almost as manly as how much I can bench, which is a lot.
I don’t understand this message. I am very relevant. I have tremendous youth appeal. Not to brag, but I was recently endorsed by Kid Rock.
Ryan mansplains it all.